Two Lines?

Well with some pregnancy tests it is...two lines are good...some two lines are bad (depending how you look at it but we are trying so..) and then there are those that have x's and o's! I freakin hate this stuff. I didn't want to spend that much money on the digital pregnancy test so I got the cheaper ones at the drugstore-FIRST HINT huge mistake-which took me like two hours to review each and every package as it was. So what should have taken me ten minutes this morning to take a freakin test (pee on a stick, wait two minutes and then read) really took me 35 minutes and that was holding it in-the whole time-because they say the best urine to test from is your first morning urine. Took me like 5 minutes to get the damn test out of the foil package, another ten to like read the damn instructions again (YES I read them =like 5 or 6 times already!) and then by the time i went to pee on the stick it was like stage fright and finally....Well you bet your ass I am going back this afternoon to buy the damn digital one. First of all, some of these tests you can't even try until after your missed period date and then some you have wait like four days after that. So I bought the ones you (still cheap) can test four days before your due period date, assuming I know the expected due period date! HAHAHAH I have never been really regular so what the hell would that date be! URGHHHH i am already so frustrated with this whole thing not to mention the pressure you put on yourself...jeeeesh I just need to have a glass of wine already and calm the freak down. OH YEah thats another thing...the whole two weeks we are trying I am not drinking ya know one glass of wine or a couple of beers. Please note: if you like beer, the best NA (Non-Alcholic) beer tasting like real beer is Becks! Yes NA has become a big part of our daily marital conversation and lemme not sugar coat this for you, not for one minute, IT SUCKS! Cuz he is still smoking and drinking and you just wanna die! All this and we excuse me..I AM NOT even pregnant yet..well maybe not yet????!!!!!!